Weekend roundup 8/22

People: I have nothing planned this weekend. A small outdoor shindig tomorrow, which is really a 1 year-old's birthday party (because that's how I rock these days) and will no doubt be a blast. But that's about it. So, that said, here's what the Harrisburg area has planned for you this weekend:

• Tonight, The Impact Band is at Shakey's in Hershey
• Witches in Bikinis take over Whitaker Center on Saturday
• For you singles, there's a Lock & Key Luau on tomorrow at Doc Holliday's/Comedy Zone. Includes freebies!
• Don't forget, Troegs has new brewery tour hours on Saturdays.
• Fundraiser Pig Roast at Sawyer's Cantina at 1 p.m. on Sunday. MoMo BBQ will be doing the food; Roundtable Presents has the music. Tickets are $20 in advance and $25 at the door. Checks can be made to "The Attinger Family Fund."
• Piranha Football returns to their home turf this Saturday. Watch the winningest team in minor league football history play the York Razorbacks. Gametime is 7 p.m. on City Island.